Call Me The Master
I'm Alexandra Colette and I'm from Raxacoricofallapatorius & I have a wicked color changing light saber. I love single fins, Doctor Who, SHERLOCK, BONES, Workaholics, SPN, zombie apocalypses, 90's Rap. Oh & I wear pink on Wednesdays.


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3 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 12,384 notes

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

3 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 134,549 notes
taggedrne:

when he texts you first 😘

taggedrne:

when he texts you first 😘

3 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 117,025 notes

my meals in the summer

breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am
3 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 302,582 notes
i-w0nt-fade-away:

davykesey:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 

i-w0nt-fade-away:

davykesey:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 

3 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 98,896 notes

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

3 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 29,794 notes

bewbin:

metaknighty:

crushes are terrible

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3 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 211,611 notes

Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

3 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 36,511 notes

bewbin:

a few days ago my dad was talking about my hieght and weight and how ive gotten so big so he told me wrestle him to see if im stronger then him i said ” nah dad im too tired” and walked like two steps away turned around and tried to take him by surprise. my dad pushed my into a wall mid jump then leaned over me and said in a very strong indian accent “this my house”

3 hours ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 5,717 notes

classyemmarie:

no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

classyemmarie:

MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU

SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN

he broke character?!

YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!

17 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 24,450 notes
stunningpicture:

Use Post-It notes to color your dashboard lights

stunningpicture:

Use Post-It notes to color your dashboard lights

20 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 522 notes

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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these

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are

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the

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best

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movies

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ever

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21 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 664,230 notes

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

21 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 54,139 notes
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john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

21 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 583,418 notes

sixfigs:

Bobs Burgers is such an important show

21 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 119,583 notes