It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.
my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional
i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable.
bitch you stink
reblog if your sleep schedule is completely messed up and you don’t give a hickity heck
that guy is about to battle like thirty cats
when I say “everything is better with lesbians” I don’t mean grossly over sexualized lesbians who just do the nasty all the time to please straight men I mean cute girls having adventures together and falling in love and giving cute kisses and having cute cuddle sessions or badass girls having adventures and kicking bad guy ass and falling in love with each other
*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*
i want my hat back more like the exact plot line of catws
dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
dont u dare treat any animals like shit ever or i will end your life son