Call Me The Master
I'm Alexandra Colette and I'm from Raxacoricofallapatorius & I have a wicked color changing light saber. I love single fins, Doctor Who, SHERLOCK, BONES, Workaholics, SPN, zombie apocalypses, 90's Rap. Oh & I wear pink on Wednesdays.


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Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

22 seconds ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 36,625 notes

reblog if you are gay or an army of 10,000 skeletons

frogkin:

superstupidposts:

i am the latter

i regret this post because every fuckijg straight person who reblogs it feels the need to add a comment like this to avoid anyone thinking even for a second that theyre gay

51 seconds ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 42,723 notes

thedisneyfan:

godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favorite teacher/school related posts

THE TOP ONE THO

2 minutes ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 681,347 notes
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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

25 minutes ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 173,781 notes
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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

25 minutes ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 382,464 notes

escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

26 minutes ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 68,597 notes
theamericankid:

Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet

theamericankid:

Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet

1 hour ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 170,066 notes

dylans-obrien:

#transformation tuesday

image

image

1 hour ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 1,663 notes

danielle1623:

Wesley Lowery recalling a scene in his mind when the police were yelling at photographers to back up because they didn’t want photographers documenting anything. This literally made me cry people in Ferguson are terrified for their lives. Scared of the people who are suppose to protect them.

1 hour ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 6,335 notes
i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

tanikayforever:

Lilo discovers she looks like her mom when she was Lilo’s age.

Because of Stitch

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

tanikayforever:

Lilo discovers she looks like her mom when she was Lilo’s age.

Because of Stitch

1 hour ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 165,966 notes

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

2 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 416,031 notes
kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

2 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 455,975 notes

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

2 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 16,833 notes