Call Me The Master
I'm Alexandra Colette and I'm from Raxacoricofallapatorius & I have a wicked color changing light saber. I love single fins, Doctor Who, SHERLOCK, BONES, Workaholics, SPN, zombie apocalypses, 90's Rap. Oh & I wear pink on Wednesdays.


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7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 259,431 notes
dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 132,851 notes

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 221,688 notes

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 219,231 notes

eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 40,231 notes

"If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff—there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.”— Ellen DeGeneres

"If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff—there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that.
I think we need more love in the world.
We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter.
I definitely want to contribute to that.”

Ellen DeGeneres

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 86,545 notes

overentertainment:

Fucking Awesome Uses For Magnets

Magnets aren’t just for the refrigerator! Here are 15 cool and often incredibly useful things you can do at home with magnets.

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I JUST TRIED THE MAGNET AND CEREAL ONE AND IT ACTUALLY DID THE THING HOLY FUCK

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,177 notes

elsannaheadcanons:

some nights anna stayed outside of elsa’s room for so long waiting for her to open the door she would fall asleep against the wall 

those nights were elsa’s favourite because she got to carry anna back to bed and tuck her in with a kiss goodnight

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,344 notes

ink-its-art:

robelessd:

goals

jesus fucking christ 

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 12,168 notes
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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 49,246 notes
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relentlessrachelle:

neighborzknowmyname:

high-vel0city:

lesbian-god:

baddiva17:

baddiva17:

str8-jane:

turning straight girls gayer by the second 

tawa

lez-be-real-here
;)
lizzy-locked

Someone got lucky

oh my jesus

Holy shit. Did you see the look on her face?!🙌

Yes…yes I’m even gayer after that

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 12,338 notes
lumos5001:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:


nneeeuuhhhuehuehue


IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

if you want to know the truth watch this informative video

lumos5001:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:

nneeeuuhhhuehuehue

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

if you want to know the truth watch this informative video

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 38,556 notes
fatalitum:

Maleficent (2014)

fatalitum:

Maleficent (2014)

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,050 notes

"I like being scared, so I’ve always liked fairy tales because they’re kind of creepy."

7 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,270 notes