Call Me The Master
I'm Alexandra Colette and I'm from Raxacoricofallapatorius & I have a wicked color changing light saber. I love single fins, Doctor Who, SHERLOCK, BONES, Workaholics, SPN, zombie apocalypses, 90's Rap. Oh & I wear pink on Wednesdays.


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3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 354,563 notes

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 5,197 notes

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 222,387 notes

twloserblog:

you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 144,797 notes

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 1,029,375 notes

jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 168,003 notes

katara:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

bitch you stink 

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 280,084 notes

expels:

reblog if your sleep schedule is completely messed up and you don’t give a hickity heck

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 42,161 notes

memeluvr2:

no money

no family

image

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 13,953 notes
darthxochitl:

that guy is about to battle like thirty cats

darthxochitl:

that guy is about to battle like thirty cats

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 55,418 notes

davejaded:

when I say “everything is better with lesbians” I don’t mean grossly over sexualized lesbians who just do the nasty all the time to please straight men I mean cute girls having adventures together and falling in love and giving cute kisses and having cute cuddle sessions or badass girls having adventures and kicking bad guy ass and falling in love with each other

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 24,727 notes

buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 142,267 notes

foxywinchester:

i want my hat back more like the exact plot line of catws

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 3,671 notes

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

dont u dare treat any animals like shit ever or i will end your life son

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 501,171 notes

frnkandthekilljoys:

officialalltimelow:

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

It’s always hoodie season if you’re not weak

3 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 285,349 notes