Call Me The Master
I'm Alexandra Colette and I'm from Raxacoricofallapatorius & I have a wicked color changing light saber. I love single fins, Doctor Who, SHERLOCK, BONES, Workaholics, SPN, zombie apocalypses, 90's Rap. Oh & I wear pink on Wednesdays.


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whitmerule:

Aw, look at them, all fanboying together.

whitmerule:

Aw, look at them, all fanboying together.

18 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 189 notes

laughinqftw:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 138,662 notes
damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 117,660 notes

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 139,538 notes

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 420,511 notes
19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 142,747 notes

thatonepersonthatdidthatonething:

kisskissmollys-lips:

Subtitles are the best part II

Intensity Intensifies 

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 123,452 notes
19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1,710 notes
pecancat:

Stupid idiot baby

pecancat:

Stupid idiot baby

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 85,190 notes
plays

imqu3llyb:

bitteroreo:

theblackprinze:

imfreshlysqueezed:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

Black teens being profiled in a publix grocery store (x

These Zimmerman mother fuckers are everywhere.

This pisses me off bc I love publix. UGH !

Pharrell should of told those kids that they are “new black”, so they can stop the mentality they carrying, and all that mental racism.

Go through all the time in my city smh

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 6,553 notes

too-midget-for-you:

I want to put him in my pocket and take him home

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 69,460 notes

pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 87,482 notes

celestial-sexhair:

padanasty:

just going to throw out there that Dean just referred to gay sex as the sexy kind of drilling.

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 68,707 notes

I just tried to reblog a video from Youtube

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1 note

lordkirk:

i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo

19 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 74,076 notes