one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education
when he texts you first 😘
my meals in the summer
okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong
Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14
a few days ago my dad was talking about my hieght and weight and how ive gotten so big so he told me wrestle him to see if im stronger then him i said ” nah dad im too tired” and walked like two steps away turned around and tried to take him by surprise. my dad pushed my into a wall mid jump then leaned over me and said in a very strong indian accent “this my house”
MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU
SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN
he broke character?!
YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!
Use Post-It notes to color your dashboard lights
Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
I’m fucking dying
Bobs Burgers is such an important show